Akpors cannot chill in church #starmikecomedy season 2

Akpors was feeling very hyper in church one Sunday and while the sermon was going on, the following drama took place:
Pastor: There is a man here.
Akpors: (Shouts from the crowd) It is me.
Pastor: I repeat, there is a man here.
Akpors: (Shouts from the crowd) It is me and my family.
Pastor: I say there is a man here.
Akpors: (Shouts from the crowd) It is me oooooo!!!.
Pastor: They have been sucking your blood for the past ten years.
Akpors: Eh? God forbid! Wrong number! It is not me abeg oooo!!!
One word for Akpors this time?